Jackson (in tears): "Mom, Dad, Jayden lied to me. He said he was going to kill me and then he didn't!"
Again, from Jackson:
Jackson: "Avery, if you come to my pet store you cannot buy a hamster."
Avery: "I don't want a hamster. I want to be a princess."
Jackson: "You can't buy a hamster if you come to my store. My store is called 'The Greatest, Most Amazing, Amazing Reptilia Jackson Amazing Reptilia Pet Store.' All you can buy are reptiles."
Avery: "I just want to be a princess."
Jackson: "You can buy anacondas, geckos, king cobras, turtles . . . well, maybe not king cobras. They are too poisonous. Actually, I won't sell any dangerous or poisonous reptiles."
Jayden: "Well, than that means you probably won't have very many reptiles in your store."
Avery: "I don't want a hamster. I just want to be a princess."