Today was one of those days.
It started when my babysitter fell through 10 minutes before I had to leave for a midwife's appointment . . . that was an hour away. Wrestling 3 kids to get dressed and somewhat presentable out the door in 10 minutes is really not a great start to a morning.
Four times I asked, ordered, begged Jackson to go potty. Four times he said, "I don't have to go."
My watch showed that we were already 10 minutes late and I figured that maybe he really just didn't have to go.
Out the door we went. About 20 minutes into our drive ON A HIGHWAY . . . WITHOUT rest stops . . . an urgent scream came from the back seat.
"Mo-om! I have to go pee REALLY badly!"
I desperately looked for a brick wall to slam my head on before answering,
"I told you to go before we left. There is no where to stop so you will have to hold it or pee into a diaper. I do not want pee on my car seat."
20 minutes went by, with intermitent cries for relief . . . mostly from Jackson, but there were plenty of silent ones from me. ;)
Finally we got to our exit, and since Jayden hadn't been able to find a diaper for Jackson or an extra towel, I thought it best to stop at the side of the exit ramp.
A three minute pee went on and then some gazing at the scenery before I got Jackson back into the van.
As we got out of the van, I couldn't help but notice the intense smell of urine radiating from Jackson's still sopping pants. Fortunately, we still had some swimsuits in the van and were able to get him to change into a pair to help mask the smell, and hopefully avoid the complete appearance of "white trash" that we undoubtedly exuded. (Especially since in the morning haste out the door Jayden found the only socks available: barn red that didn't match a single article of anything else he had on. And Avery--in spite of my best combing--stick had maple syrup molding her hair down in various places. Then there was Jackson, in a long sleeved yellow shirt with paisley swim bottoms and shoes on the wrong feet.)
30 minutes later we arrived at the office where Jackson was jumping around, holding himself once again.
"Jackson, go pee."
"I don't need to go."
"Jackson, go pee right now. Wipe, flush and wash your hands."
We went in for the appointment and spent 20 minutes being interrupted by children who couldn't figure out how to play side by side with a doll house, Jackson began jumping around again, holding himself.
I sent Jayden out to help Jackson battle the potty, once again.
Finally, it was time to leave. We stopped at Micky D's for a break . . . and hoping that the toy in the happy meal would provide enough happiness to allow a quick stop at an appliance warehouse on the way home.
No such luck. The kids were wild, running all over the showroom, throwing their toys all around. Hiding in empty dishwasher and range spots.
I got as much information as I could, as quickly as I could, and then promptly left. On to the next stop . . . the mall to look at some mirrors that were on sale.
Besides the stress of being in a store with lots of breakables with three now very restless children, I had to deal with Avery cutting loose out of the door and down the mall hall at least five times while trying to pay for a single purchase.
At last we were on our way home for a much needed nap, when Avery (whose diaper was now soiled) decided to "body paint" herself. And her car seat.
Again, I wrestled the kids into their rooms for some "down time" (and of course after giving Avery a much needed bath), I sat down to work out upgrades and price out plumbers to decide what we want to do with the builder and what we'd rather do on our own.
As I was on the phone, I heard jumping and crashing upstairs. I went up to investigate and found that the boys were in my room, jumping from my bed and swinging off the curtains. Only to have pulled down the curtains, the rod, and the bracket holding them. (As furious as I was, I had to be grateful that at least this time the casement on the window was still in tact.)
So now I have them upstairs, crying, because I have threatened to throw out all of their toys and belongings if they cannot clean their rooms spotless tonight.
I think bedtime (for all of us) will come very early tonight.
Very early, indeed.
Before I publish this post to my business blog . . . again.