Fortunately, it is only me that is sick this year . . . and no one in our family is puking on a doorstep. (Like what happened during the "Puke or Treat" stomach flu Halloween of 2007.)
But, the flu got the better of me so out Brad went with the kids to hunt for candy and I remained with my ginger tea and "Say Yes to the Dress" to pass out candy.
Brad dressed up a bit and the boys were transformers. Avery was supposed to be a fluffy white kitten. However, five minutes before everyone was leaving her costume went AWOL. Seriously, how can a costume just up and disappear?? I checked under couches, in every closet, in the garage, the basement, even the garbages.
Granted our house was a little untidy since I've been sick all week, but it wasn't THAT bad.
Fortunately, two years ago I found a witch's costume on sale for $7 and still had it hanging in Avery's closet . . . with the tags on. Voila, new costume just in the nick of time.
Guillermo, who wasn't crazy about costumes ever (especially this year's) was more than willing to be humiliated if it meant he could escape our house for a while.
So off they all went to find mountains of candy. (Brad never lets anyone do Halloween half-heartedly.)
And I made myself comfy on the couch with my tea and show . . . for a few seconds.
Seriously, the moment I would sit down, the door bell would ring. It was a workout!
Naturally, it is freezing cold here for Halloween (it IS Canada, afterall), many a tot would come up to the door, bundled in a snow suit.
Wondering if the immigrant parents misunderstood the concept of Halloween, I would ask what they were.
"Optimus Prime." I looked them up and down and at the very tip of their ankles I saw a glimpse of the multicoloured leotard that I knew so well from Jayden's costume.
"Oh, Happy Halloween!"
My favourite though were the teenagers who came up without a mask, without a costume, just a ski hat, warm coat and a garbage bag for loot.
"Trick or Treat!"
Hmmm. You've got to be kidding me! You really think I'm giving you candy?
But while I was contemplating their candy fate, Avery had let the crazy, barking lobster out of the bathroom and he made a dash out the door.
"Uhm, is he supposed to be out here?"
"No." And I watched the red lightening bolt leave our property and b-line striaght for our neighbour's open door across the street. (I guess he was hoping that he could make a break for a new home that wouldn't make him wear such stupid things during any given holiday.)
"Okay, I'll give you guys double the treats if you go bring him back."
"Cool dude!" And off they ran.
Eventually they came back huffing and puffing with a lobster. Grateful that I didn't have to chase him myself out in the cold, I was more than happy to give them handfuls of our "gross" candy stash.
The best were the teenagers that Brad got.
Teen Group One:
"Hi! What are you?"
"I'm myself."
"And you?"
"I'm myself too. But I have a mask." And she turned her head to the side . . . no mask in sight.
Teen Group Two:
"Hi! What are you?"
"I don't know."
"Oh. Happy Halloween?"
I think next year we skip the whole charade and just hold a Halloween party. Maybe the day or so before and then turn the lights off and hide come Halloween night.
Avery after the first candy rush.
Brad soon realized he bought WAY too much candy and sat on the door step "begging" kids to come and take his "gross" candy away.
The gang. Notice Guillermo's lack of enthusiasm.